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For the Cat

Santa writes to the cat, with appropriate humility.

Written for: A cat, who will be unimpressed. This is the full text, exactly as Santa sends it.

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The North Pole

Dear Alex,

I appreciate that you did not ask for this letter and would rather I had not written it. I am doing it anyway.

Your year has been one of quiet achievement: the sitting, the staring, the sudden sprinting at three in the morning for reasons known only to yourself. The elves find you inspiring.

I will be visiting on Christmas Eve. I would ask you not to sit in the sleigh, Alex, but I know exactly how much weight that request will carry.

Respectfully yours,

Santa Claus

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